Consider The Derriere

“Drape it in a tight skirt. Wrap it in a whiff of a bikini. Flounce it out in lacey things. Leave it bare for all its intriguing beauty. No matter which way you like it, the derriere’s certainly a thing of beauty to behold. That fine rounded and sensuous aspect of a woman. How round it is, more like a blushingly ripe peach. How firm. How fascinating the play of muscles.”

They sure don’t write like this anymore.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!